He was a foreigner anyway.

[president_dubya]

Well, the assassination attempt on Arafat was successful Arafat kicked the bucket. There is now hope for peace where those pesky Palestinians are concerned. I've sent John Ashcroft deep undercover to disguise himself as a prominent official and try to take over. I will keep you, my devoted supporters, up to date.

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[docwebster]

You're forgetting one thing, Pres. If Ashcroft is over there, how can he pull Gonzales' strings here? You have to think of these details.

[president_dubya]

God bless you cronies white loyalists. All I have to do is snap my fingers and Gonzales gets deported. He's a formidible man, but the Secret Service is full of formidible men. Also, I'm having the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation build me an evil android duplicate of Ashcroft to make it look like he's here in the States, and to carry out my orders.