Literature is so gay.

[president_dubya]

I've just been talking with my esteemed colleague Alabama State Legislator Gerald Allen about protecting all of you God-fearing American people by banning all stage drama that presents homosexuality as a lifestyle instead of the sin it is, in order to save society from moral destruction. While it is true that gays pay taxes like everybody else,

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[iliveinhell]

Burying the books is not enough. These commies might dig them back up and try to distribute them on the black market. I say you dump 1000 gallons of jet fuel on them and burn these creations of sin. Sure, it's not environmentally friendly, but it will be for the greater good of the people.

[mejoff]

the vicious liberal bastard also briefly factored an environmental consideration into his argument... bad bad liberal

[president_dubya]

It's okay to give environmental issues lip service, as long as you don't waste any money on them.

[docwebster]

See, George, you've got some fine thinkers reading this here journal on the internets. I'd be creating some cabinet posts so you could give these fine upstanding Americans jobs.

[mejoff]

brits, but what the fuck, we're the 51st state anyway!

[president_dubya]

Know your role, Brittle.

[darkblood777]

God bless you, George, for making America the world's punching bag.

[president_dubya]

No problem. That's what the people wanted, and that's why they put me back in office. Who's your daddy?

[matchgirl42]

And God bless you for making the U.S. the world's spunky comic relief. 'Cause with all this wailing and gnashing of teeth going on, somebody's gotta give us all cause for some laughter. Or something.