Weapons of Mass Destruction

[president_dubya]

As you have heard, we have officially called off the search for weapons of mass destruction in the country or Iraq. Iraq is a country. It has a lot of people. A lot of people can hide weapons of mass destruction in creative and terrible ways. That will be our official line

Comments

[matchgirl42]

Quick, sir, quick! Fabricate another lie, or the lefties will be on us like flies on shit!

*cowers in living room, frantically duct-taping all ventilation ducts*

[president_dubya]

Apparently the militant insurgents who hate freedom have moved the weapons of mass destruction to a different place. Those Japanese are getting uppity. Hussein's insurgents and that Abert Qaeda fellow have moved the weapons of mass destruction to Japan.

[iliveinhell]

Don't forget that you have most of the army's second infantry division right around the corner in Korea. You could always send them over to shake everyone down and find the WMD's.

[president_dubya]

Korea is already a definite target. I was so glad when MASH went off the air. It encouraged a lack of respect for authority.

That Frank Burns fellow was my kind of man.

[iliveinhell]

Excellent timing, sir. Nothing better than to rub it in the faces of all liberals when it's all too late for them to retaliate.

Excellent.

[mejoff]

why not just ask rummy, after all, he went over there to sell them to him, and advise him on their storage and deployment

[docwebster]

Better look sharp, chief. I hear tell Rumsfeld's got them all hidden in his sock drawer and just forgot to tell anybody. He's so whacky!

[aria_wild]

Ah bless you for your lies. I'm sure you will be greatly rewarded in Right-wing heaven!

[docwebster]

Eh. It's pretty well established that the chimpanzee in chief will buy just about any harebrained rumor that gets put in front of him so why not?

[foxsynergy]

I liked the last monkey we had in the Oval Office, Bonzo, a lot more.