Iraq the Vote

[president_dubya]

As you know, the new frontier of freedom, Iraq, will be holding its first democratic election later this month. We will demonstrate the true meaning of democracy by holding polls in which only a small percentage of the population can attend and the outcome will be only a guideline for the shape of government to come. We are also planning to keep

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[foxsynergy]

Mr. President, we've also got all those armed soldiers there to prevent them from voting for John Kerry, just like in Ohio.

[aria_wild]

Oh! Don't forget! Try to make sure that theres only enough women through to satisfy the liberal media, you don't want to have a single one more vote than that...

[president_dubya]

Since they'd have to wear veils and stuff anyway, nobody will be able to tell that our private security forces are actually going to be posing as the female voters.

[aria_wild]

truly genius, sir! What's one more tiny little lie in the scheme of things? Besides. it's not really a lie if you're doing it because you know it the morally proper thing to do, correct?

[president_dubya]

It's okay to lie to heathens.

[sebastian_wong]

did you know that the grand old state of Washington will not be represented in your inaguration parade? neither will hawaii, montana, alaska, or arizona. well, i guess 45 out of 50 ain't bad eh?

[president_dubya]

We don't want fairies, darkies, non-southerners, Eskimos, or desert nomads there anyway.

[president_dubya]

Certainly. It will be easy to send our new power base in unrecognized, since they all look alike.