Comments | president_dubya: Iguanarration

president_dubya

Iguanarration

Jan 21, 2005 01:44

I've had one terrific evening and have had one Hell of a night partying with my rich friends in Washtington DC. The inaugural went as planned. By selling tickets only to supporters, I was able to keep those commie pinko freedom haters largely out of the media coverage of the motorcade and speech. Laura and I even got out of our custom Cadillac ( Read more... )

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scottopic January 21 2005, 13:56:09 UTC

Hey, just like Condi said: "More of the same"

Man, you really know how to stay the course!

president_dubya January 21 2005, 19:47:03 UTC

Laura and I invited Condi over for dinner a few days ago. Laura was serving her world renown Kentucky Lard-Rolled Buckshot. Condi tried to excuse herself from the meal. "Stay the course, Condi," I told her. "If you eat all of this, she'll cook more of the same." For a second there, she almost looked white. *chuckles*

ysobelle January 21 2005, 14:32:31 UTC

"...by re-electing me, you have clearly shown your desire for a theocratic elite oligarchy."

My, my, Mr. President. Those are some mighty big words. Are you wearing your wire even as you blog?

president_dubya January 21 2005, 19:37:11 UTC

I figure since the folks re-elected me, they know darn well what they want. I just don't tend to use flowery language like that around the unliterate majority because it would make them feel uncomfortable. What's that, Dick? Dick? Damn Japanese earphone. Probably made by gay furries.

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president_dubya January 21 2005, 19:44:37 UTC

Thanks a lot.

Allah... that's, like, the Devil... right?

aria_wild January 21 2005, 18:34:56 UTC

You know, I was watching the news, and I love how you forced asked the citizens of DC to pay for your party. Bah, comeon, the average low/middle class citizen who may live on the outskirts of the city and perhaps work as a janitor or such in a state building, sure they wont get into the parties, sure they'll be blocked off by police and shell out cash for it later, well heck whether they supported you or not, they don't need that money anyways right? Way to stick it to the people, chief! Not everybody could get away with that.. I wish I could, I'd start throwing parties every weekend. Hmm, maybe you should look into that, Bush -> the official party president!

foxsynergy January 21 2005, 19:50:50 UTC

"Fuck the poor!"

president_dubya January 21 2005, 19:55:21 UTC

You stay out of this, Nri. We've got an entire filing cabinet on you alone. It's got coffee stains on it, but it's there.

president_dubya January 21 2005, 19:54:05 UTC

Those people are being watched over by my elite regime of soldiers. Patriotic men and women who love freedom. Those people have the freedom to be poor, and to have life experiences that build character. I would not take that freedom away from them. It's the American dream to have a bunch of your lessers pay for you to party, and I embody that dream as your leader.

I am the party president. That's why I'm named after a beer.