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[president_dubya]

I've been out on the road, promoting privatization of Social Security into personal accounts. It is what the people need, and the people need it. I was in Nebraska. I went to Omaha but I saw no cat dancers. Decent Americans everywhere are being misled by yiff-brains

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[foxsynergy]

Oh fucking shit my Christ!

That is the funniest damn thing I have read all week!

*falls off sofa and goes into contortions from wild laughter*

[lots42]

You say Yiff-brains like that is a bad thing.

Kudos for know about the Cat-Dancer. I'd vote for ya' next time around, if it's not mandatory

[president_dubya]

The Secret Service learned about the cat dancer by interrogating furries. We were going to capture her and lock her up for being a mutant freak. They and other yiff-brains are godless beastophiles that pervert good wholesome Christians everywhere. I will eventually see them hunted down and eradicated, as I will gays, blacks, and other societal deviants.

If things go as planned, you will not need to vote for me again this time around. In late 2007, I will be declaring martial law. Otherwise, I'll be counting on your support again on the 2008 Cheney/Bush ticket.

*Can't help it*

[matchgirl42]

snicker snicker snicker

Sir, I mean this in the most awede, respectiful and obidint way possible:

Gods, sometimes you are such a boob.

That is all.

Re: *Can't help it*

[president_dubya]

Err.... thanks?

Re: *Can't help it*

[matchgirl42]

*salutes!*

You're welcome, Sir!

:D