Comments | president_dubya: Anniversary Party

president_dubya

Anniversary Party

Mar 19, 2005 18:17

Here at the White House, my beer buddies and me are celebrating the second anniversary of our invasion of Iraq. Think about it. Two years of glorious Republican warfare and marketable patriotism. Two years of killing off non-white non-Christians. Two years of snuffing out ideals and societies that are different from our God-ordained mandate of ( Read more... )

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asilana March 20 2005, 00:51:01 UTC

That sounds like fun, Mr. President! I really wish I could be there.

president_dubya March 20 2005, 04:51:20 UTC

I asked Laura, but she said she didn't want any dyke sluts at the party. She's been surly ever since Gonzalez started snorting crushed jumping beans and pissed in the punch bowl.

darkblood777 March 20 2005, 05:30:02 UTC

The funny thing about Christianity is... God® doesn't take sides. In fact God® doesn't approve of ANY war. Nope! None! Zero! Zilch! Nada! Nyet!

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foxsynergy March 20 2005, 07:06:29 UTC

Funny how many crusaders didn't get that damn memo, though.

asilana March 20 2005, 12:59:34 UTC

They were all out raping and pillaging when the call came in.

foxsynergy March 20 2005, 13:04:42 UTC

You mean if I were a Christian, I could get away with slaughtering people en masse?

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president_dubya March 20 2005, 12:09:45 UTC

I don't see the problem here. The strong survive and the weak get knocked off. It's the law of the jungle and it will strengthen both the US, which I rule directly, and the UK, which I rule through Tony Blair.