Stop cloning around!

[president_dubya]

I hear that Korea has discovered a way to cure certain diseases by growing stem cells and putting them in people. This upsets me for several reasons.

1) Science is an affrontery to God®. In a theocracy like the United States, keeping people as ignorant as possible is necessary to maintain a powerful power base.

2) I am greatly concerned about a

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[emmieslost]

2) I am greatly concerned about a world where cloning is acceptable. If we start cloning people, they'll be evil dopplegangbangers and kill innocent people. This is a bad thing because less people means less taxes, less taxes means less grog, and we're getting dangerously low on grog. It also means Jeb and me can't get as many underage prostitutes for our snuff orgies.

it was my understanding, Mr. President, that you wanted us to breed more and create life, not destroy it. i understand not wanting people to live longer (for taz reasons, ect.), but if you're concerned about TOO MANY people why the pro-life stance? perhaps birth control and abortion should be mandatory... hrmmm...

this is fun.

[scottopic]

Clones aren't people. They're evil dopplegangbangers.

[emmieslost]

o' i see. it all makes sense now...

that icon fucking rocks.

[emmieslost]

omfg!!!! your 1984 inspired banner is the coolest!!! i'm SO jealous!!!

[aerothorn]

Wow, I didn't know you had played The Secret of Monkey Island.

[foxsynergy]

Well, he is the Supreme Monkey Incarnate!

[president_dubya]

Then you didn't know LeChuck was a cabinet member?

[aerothorn]

Really? What position does he have?

[docwebster]

All of which makes sense if you're a fucking moron, Mr. Preznit.

[president_dubya]

Them's fightin' words! As we speak, my AOL 1337 h4X0rz are posing to blow up your WinAmp the second it starts gettin' good. One sec. I've got mail!

[billie_jean]

you're my hero

[president_dubya]

You better believe it, baby.

[coke_penis]

I love you george!

[president_dubya]

Thanks, sugarbuns.