Comments | president_dubya: Really, it's just a goddamned piece of paper.

president_dubya

Really, it's just a goddamned piece of paper.

Dec 16, 2005 00:50

I understand that a lot of weak-willed, unpatriotic freedom haters are whining about me referring to the Constitution as such just a few days ago. I would like to remind you that this is a country built on freedom. One of the basic human rights of freedom that has been established in this country is our responsibility... out duty... to change the ( Read more... )

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docwebster December 16 2005, 05:55:01 UTC

It would be laughable if you weren't such a mindless, gibbering freak. GEE, I love the first amendment, you walking pile of goat droppings!

president_dubya December 16 2005, 06:06:46 UTC

You see? The First Amendment protects your right to call me funny names like a pre-pubescent schoolboy.

And the agents on their way to your house right now have the right to bear arms.

sebastian_wong December 16 2005, 06:51:51 UTC

heil!
salut!

president_dubya December 16 2005, 20:08:07 UTC

That's what I like to hear, my goose-stepping red comrade!

red_tailed_hawk December 16 2005, 23:26:36 UTC

So...under that same First Amendment, I am able to take the Patriot Act and rip it apart. And I can draw you as a demon and post it all over the Internet. Good, good.

And as a note, slow down on the hits. People are getting suspicious about the fact that all sorts of people who you did or would disagree with are dying. But honestly, a person like William Proxmire would be 6.02x10^23 better Presidents than you.

president_dubya December 17 2005, 05:11:09 UTC

Naw, 'cause you see there's two things stopping you there.

1) What you're talking about ain't speech. One's an action. The other's pictures.

B) You're not me. In case you didn't notice, the goddamn piece of paper only applies when I want it to. Or at least it will when I have firmly established Martial Law.

Like Proxmire? What, do you mean "bald" or "fifteen years dead"? Anyway, that comment's typing, not speech. So there.

Do not tangle with my brains, 'cuz it will be a one-sided battle with only one side.

asilana December 17 2005, 05:14:52 UTC

Why not? I hear monkey brains are quite tasty?

president_dubya December 17 2005, 05:21:01 UTC

Ooh, I got to try me some of them. Maybe chicken fried.

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matchgirl42 December 17 2005, 02:02:00 UTC

Oooh! Does that mean I can wipe my ass with your birth certificate?

It's just a piece of paper, after all.

president_dubya December 17 2005, 05:03:12 UTC

Shore I gess you cood but thee fact is I am soo slobberin drunk right now i dont think i could evenn care.

*hic*

hey itd be funny if you got paper cuts onn yer ass! Woohahaw! I cann git people to do a dooor to door search for folks with cut-up assses and findyy you if i need to anyways.

i am such a fscking jeeneyus