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[president_dubya]

My pants still will not open. This is obviously the work of the terrible, terrifying terrorists. Also, my horse piss tastes like beer.

Comments

[foxsynergy]

Have a pretzel with that. Have a BUNCH of pretzels with that.

[president_dubya]

Where's your dyke whore sister? Our appropriations committee couldn't find her. And I want to pop her in the ass.

[asilana]

Keep your filthy mind off me, you damn dirty ape.