Thank you, Red America

[president_dubya]

We've just concluded the fifth annual 9-11 Orgy For Freedom and disposed of the guests Flight 77 style, and I am in a great mood! I'm in such a good mood, that I want to thank each and every one of you, the American citizens. I would also like to thank the Iraqi parents who left their daughters and sons unattended

Comments

[fallstosilver]

Glad to see you're back, Mr. President. I was worried that your hands were getting clean or something..

[foxsynergy]

Sounds to me like they'd look like they're covered in red sauce and old mayonnaise by now.

[asilana]

By "snuff", I hope you mean dried and powdered tobacco....

[president_dubya]

Tobacco kills people.