We had a color class at Majestic III today and I learned a lot. So if any of you chickers have grey hairs, YOU KNOW WHO TO GO TO! I learned everything there is to know about grey coverage. We also used my head as a demonstration of how to properly achieve a natural looking red with perfect balance. And I have to say, I'm impressed. I'm also very ( Read more... )

Commenting Jana's entry made me think. What the fuck is going on with Wendall and moi?

We know we're getting married eventually. 
He says 2010 sounds good. 
I say double you tee eff? If we know we're getting married, why not just do it?
Only friends know about this shit. We haven't told our parents; I'm pretty sure my dad would have a heart attack. He ( Read more... )

While I was watching Tom Cruise yelling at his children in War of the Worlds last night and wondering why the aliens would turn the people into ash but not their clothes I came up with the theory that the aliens were not after destroying mankind because they thought we sucked. It was because they were jealous of our fashions ( Read more... )

work is a double sided kind of thing. Sometimes I wish I didn't work so much so i could have an actual social life. I wanted to go to philly but now if I come in on sunday i could make an extra 200 for some wedding party. So of course I agreed. BLAH!

So this dog is like killing my bank account. I really wanted to go to West Chester  to see people this weekend but NOOOOOOOO I have to pay 80 dollars just for a shot for the dog. Then I have to pay ( Read more... )

"You've had enough sex for this year." ~ Wendall Bennett to me.

I'm very upset because I wanted to do the whole lets see people thing before they leave for college but noooooo I have to get sick. So it's been me and connie lying on a couch in misery for the past couple of days and there is no sign of it letting up. GER ate ( Read more... )

So I would like to introduce you to Connie Strudel Vonhueszemburg Bennet Perdue:
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TOP TEN THINGS I HAVE LEARNED IN THE PAST YEAR:

1.) Wear comfortable shoes. Even if they don't quite match your outfit, you'll be thanking yourself later on.

2.) The Weather and Grey's are probably the best simple conversation pieces when talking to strangers.

3.) Learn to bullshit your way out.

4.) Don't live with your boyfriend unless you are very ( Read more... )

So as many of you know Miss Ashley Perdue has regained her weight back and is having a really hard time taking it off even though she spends a hour every fucking day at the gym and barely eats fucking anything...anywho... Her boyfriend has taken it upon himself to tell her that she needs to spend more time focusing on her weight loss goals.

This ( Read more... )