So I saw like quite possibly the best "porn" in the world last night. KINKY KONG! It was so low in the quality it made special effects from the 80's look INCREDIBLE. My favorite part was when Kinky Kong ass raped the T-Rex while the two girls who were running for their lives decided to rub nipples instead. LOVED IT ( Read more... )

So my grandpa died yesterday. My parents are stuck in Mexico til Saturday. and My relatives think my sister and I are incapable of finding our way down to the funeral alone, so they're "allowing" Wendall to basically chaperone us down. About damn time they accept that I'm living "in sin" with a boy; shame they accepted cause of the condition we are ( Read more... )

Wedding bells are ringing again for Ashley Perdue, but not literally any time soon. I'm thinking 2008. I'll be 21. He'll be 29. It'll be good cause if we wait longer He'll be 30+ and that'll be creepy and I'll be out of teendome which is also kind of creepy. But whatev ( Read more... )

So I'm really really really loving my job and the fact that I'm 19 years old and I'm being called a "Make Up Expert" and that multiple clients have mentioned to my bosses that they'd like to see me teach classes so they can better understand my madness ( Read more... )

I have to go to work now and I don't want to and I then have to go to the doctors and then i have to go to the bank and then i have to go shopping. but not fun shopping cause it isn't for me and then i have to clean and then i have to sleep alone cause wendall's on night shift and then i have to wake up and go to work and then say bye to wendall ( Read more... )

+Christi and I are talking now. When she gets back from Arizona we're going to have a sit down and not act like 14 yr olds like we did in the summer ( Read more... )

So I'm here looking all glamourized and I feel good. I'm back to having style which is nice cause it left me a long time ago during school. I didn't know how to dress myself. But I do now. Thank God.

Sooooo I think I'm going to develop a creepy internet affair with this James kid. He's like 28 and thinks I'm cute. Which makes me think he's weird cause My photo is me at my most horrid best. And I'm cute? What the frig ( Read more... )

Advice to young lovers across the world. DON'T MOVE IN WITH EACHOTHER. fucking a i'm going insane.

would anyone like to explain to me how it's my fault that wendall doesn't know how to remove his clothes out of the hamper? because I'm lost.