All flash and no banana

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It's my mum, you fool! I really should do something about getting my own domain name, tbh. And actually updating the page, too.

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Dude man, I know it's your mum. And that web address isn't so bad... It isn't like anyone is going to type in your address and be terribly disappointed to find Stephen instead of Maureen. Anyway, it's also a bit kitchy.