It looks like a few Hollywood stars forgot to leave their crazy at home.


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Here's a comic, freshly Flash-generated and in retrospect very much like one I've already seen. Unintentionally so!
http://www.stripgenerator.com/viewEng.php?id=46464
It's called "Fool Me Twice."

E JOHNES IN INDIANA STOP HAPPY TIME STOP BACK TO VIRGINIA 23RD OR SO STOP LESS COMPUTER ACCESS THAN PREVIOUSLY ANTICIPATED SO LESS ABLE TO WRITE EMAILS STOP HOWEVER STILL TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS STOP COLD PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST STOP EMAIL JOHNES AT EJOHNES@GMU.EDU IF WILLING STOP

Neighborhood nursing student E. Johnes had one heck of a time at her hospital today, where she works four days a week on the cardiac telemetry floor ( Read more... )

A delirious Johnes, after an afternoon spent dueling a splitting caffeine-withdrawal headache, finally gave herself to failure and withdrew her hand. She was twenty-two years old at the time ( Read more... )

As a special treat to our readers, we at the Centreville Occasional have evaluated thousands of websites from all different genres by running them through a rigorous series of standardized tests, focus groups, and double-blind research studies. Though it took time and manpower, we have finally finished; animal testing was prudently avoided. In ( Read more... )

You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.

“Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.”

“It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.”

--Jean-Paul Sartre

“It is man's natural sickness to believe ( Read more... )

Life for Centrevillian Erika Johnes has just taken a turn for the worse - her six-week summer clinical rotation started today at Virginia Hospital Center, where she is expected to immediately begin looking after two patients on the cardiac unit (one more patient than she has ever taken care of before). She must somehow give each of them AM care ( ( Read more... )

The latest and last Star Wars movie is finally out, and our Ms. Johnes has been to see it. "Much, much better than the first two, and maybe even almost as good as the third of the original three, the originals. The good ones! Not bad. This had its problems, obviously, but it was still very good for what it was, and it could have been much, much ( Read more... )