... that last entry was pretty sucky. i was thinking just now how shitty it is to be single. i spent valentine's day waxing my crotch, which, btw, i do NOT recommend to anyone! not only does it hurt, despite how much merlot you gulp down, it can cause an allergic reaction! anywho, back to being single. i'm like, boo hoo, no one to cuddle with or ( Read more... )

I got engaged to fucking "Army Boy". Yep. Me. Rachel Hilary Runner was, eh hem, WAS, engaged ( Read more... )

my bday weekend was fucking AMAZING!!! amphitheater all i expected and sooo much more ( Read more... )

1. It's not a REAL club! It's a small, stupid bar @ the Quality Inn with a stage and a speaker ( Read more... )

I'm suppose to be in Orlando right about now chilling with my homie Zake! Instead, I'm sitting here geeking out on the internet. Thanks Comcast for finally coming out and fixing it! Bastards ( Read more... )

Karma = "what goes around comes around ( Read more... )

I hate today.

I am going home to a nice relaxing 6 pack, several Marlboros, and my cozy lawn chair in the back yard.

Aaaahhhh.

FUCK YEAH HOMIES!!! Guess who's having the fucking BEST week ever now! (Well, @ least the best day!) MEMEMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I passed my board exam today! WHEW!!! That bitch was fuckin hard too! Thought I bombed that shit right off the fuckin bat. It's amazing when you find you still have the power to suprise yourself. Is that a Kevin Spacey quote ( Read more... )

Guilt What is yours? Explain yourself Culinary: chicken chalupa supremes - tomato
they're fuckin nummy!!!
Literary: none if i can get myself to ready ANYTHING it's amazing! Audiovisual: 8th & ocean i love watching pretty people and their glamorous lives
Musical: techno! it "moves" me!
Celebrity: prob Britney Spears i don't know!!! i just see ( Read more... )

I don't understand why my cubed steak came out tasting like mayonaise???