[Teddie has so far managed to survive the apocalyptic wasteland, and the cannibals. But the radiation poisoning is another story. He's been dodging cannibal hordes as best he can, but his body is feeling worse and worse for wear.

He can currently be found leaning against the remains of a tree at what used to be known as makeout point. He's very pale ( Read more... )

[Llllllaaaadies~ Teddie is stalking around Mayfield in his charming new tuxedo and cape. And he's coming for all the lovely girls of Mayfield. He has no idea what he'll do if he catches anyone, but that's okay.]

Good Evening, my dear~

[Is your character a girl with even remotely positive CR with Teddie? And by 'remotely positive,' I mean anything he could misconstrue as positive?

Or, actually, is your character a girl that he's ever met before? Or seen once? Or whatever...

Yeah. Teddie is asking out all the girls he knows. Except Ruri. Because he promised Yosuke. So, whether in ( Read more... )

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

[It's the first day of school and Teddie is all kinds of excited. He's never had a real school experience like Sensei or Yosuke or Chie-chan. But now he's going to high school just like them~ And on his first day of school, Teddie can be found in a few places.]

A) [Are you an attractive female teacher or student? Then have a perky blonde giving you ( Read more... )

[Teddie has never been in a bowling alley before, so this place is extremely strange. How did he get here? What are those lanes for? Why are there so many rows of funny shoes? What are we supposed to do with those weird heavy balls?

.... Wait... We? And now he notices the young lady there with him. Curiously, he pokes her.]

Hey, are you okay?

And do ( Read more... )

[Teddie is finally getting a chance to explore Mayfield's exciting downtown area. Well, it's exciting to him, anyway. So he can currently be found in a few places:]

A) [Bodine fashions, perusing the clothes. Because, really, what is wrong with the fashion in this town?]

I don't get it. All the clothes here look the same.... And they're all... boring ( Read more... )

[So, Teddie got up early on his second day in Mayfield with the idea of exploring the town. He notices the flier and the milk on the front step.]

So, drinking milk is the law here? That's kind of strange....

[But, whatever. Probably best just to drink it to avoid trouble later.]

Hmm... this tastes a little..... weird.

[A few minutes later, after the ' ( Read more... )

[Hey, 947 Beulah street, you may notice a curious new addition to your household this morning. After waking up an unfamiliar room and dealing with the initial panic and confusion, Teddie is cautiously exploring his surroundings. It doesn't look like he was in a fight, and he wasn't locked up or anything, so either these kidnappers are really bad at ( Read more... )