Mmm.

I... wonder what whatshisname 'dante is doing now. Maybe I'll go look for him whatever he looks like.

Or maybe I'll go... shine my guns and then throw them out the fucking window.

So, I'll be pretty much away tonight. DON'T BOTHER ME. ANYONE. Unless you want your head blown off accidentally.

( Filtered to... Kanda; YOU HACK YOU DIE )

( Read more... )

I'm not usually one to pay any attention to the finer details of feminine hygiene...

But somebody has been using my toilet and it's filled with bloody female crap.

'FESS UP.

So many feline pests and so few swords to kill them with. At least there are other people interested in getting rid of them. Who else is with me?

I thought the crate I found on the street was filled with really big condoms. But they turned out to be balloons. So... I made some balloon animals in my spare time.


( Read more... )

So. I have learned from experience that the only way to survive a billion volts of purposefully inflicted electricity is to tap into forbidden life reserves. THANKS A LOT, RINALI. Too bad Komui's in the same city as us, or you'd be dealing with retribution by now.

Allen and I went shopping the other day. Somehow, that sounds wrong...Allen bought ( Read more... )

IF ANYONE HAS ANYTHING EDIBLE DEVOID OF SWEET, PLEASE SHARE, FOR THE LOVE OF COMPLEX CARBOHYDRATES.

Ice cream waffle cones just don't cut it. It's been much too long since I last had soba.

I want to cut something. (I could cut my annoying friends list down to zero, but the action is so pathetically petty ( Read more... )

I don't understand and don't want to understand this journal shit. What am I supposed to do? Document my daily experiences? Rant about everything detestable? Share my opinions on the Meaninglessness of Life?

... Or more accurately, the Meaninglessness of Everyone Else's Lives.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, "FRIENDS" LIST, I HAVE A FEW ISSUES WITH YOU. ( Read more... )