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Teacher: Say a mean giant takes a large butter knife and smears us all on the surface of the planet earth. Because he wants to eat earth, and he wants a nice, fleshy fruit spread.

Total Est. Time: 35 hours, 51 minutes Total Est. Distance: 2191.96 miles

It kind of creeps me out that so many of us have such similar dreams. I don't mean that it makes my skin crawl, just it makes me feel so mundane. The things I want are the things everyone else in the entire world wants.

Well, I'm fucked.

Making cotton candy! I work at a movie theatre, and it was only my second day on the job today. Making cotton candy is just so charming and whimsical and oo. It really is just spun sugar! Little green flecks of it would fly up, and I could snatch it out of the air with my mouth. It was whirling and whirling around, and it's just so soft! ( Read more... )

-Listening to Death Cab for Cutie

-Being constantly angry at people I love for no reason

-Not sleeping

-Not eating

-Not moving

-Not talking

I've made a decision. This will be my year of experience. I'm going to do everything, see everything, and smell everything that I can. Maybe a little tasting too ( Read more... )

I just heard my dad say "I love you too," on the phone with my mum, and I think that might be the first time I've ever heard such an expression of affection between my parents. I wonder if that's why I'm all crazy...? I prefer to believe I have intimacy issues just for no reason. Just because I'm badass.