Fucking kidneys!

seriously, that's it and I'm going to bed

Blaaaaah I don't know what to dooooo. lol I like talking in drawn out sentences.

But I'm conflicted like a mother fucker and it's bumming me out. Melancholy and the infinite sadness, indeed.

Don't ask don't tell!

Damn boys destroyed us at tennis ALOT.

I love zombies, but Zombie Honeymoon-YOU SUCKED!

Kangaroo Jack made Kristin and I scream like loons.

...still bitter about the tennis games.

lol all in all...good weekend, and now I think I have to poo.

I love you kids. Now do mommy proud and make her a turkey pot pie.

I just recently started watching Frasier-about three months or so I would say-so obviously, I haven't seen all of the episodes BUT I knew that ultimately Daphne ends up with Niles. So this morning I was watching it, and it was the episode where Niles FINALLY tells Daphne-12 hrs. before her wedding-how he feels about her ( Read more... )

Gather round, kids: It's story time ( Read more... )

Dear Brett ( Read more... )

Lenface said quite possibly the nicest thing in the WORLD To me, and that made me realize that if I didn't love penis so damned much that I would marry her ( Read more... )

Katie's pregnant. The girl who was my best friend all throughout middle school. LOL the one I used to go in the back of the school with and smoke, the one who I experimented with illegal substances with, get drunk with and lol basically go through my bad girl phase with...is pregnant. And the only reasone she's doing all this because she wants to ( Read more... )

To add on to the people I know who are getting married: CODY! Kristin, Cody is getting married! He's finally back from his missionary trip and boom...married. He was sitting with Vinnie and Spencer's friend, Nick who I saw at school sometimes. He kept calling me Mattie which made me laugh and laugh and I just went along with it. He told me he'd ( Read more... )

The longest period I've ever known has FINALLY come to an end, thank the good Lord. I was getting a little worried my uterus was slowly falling out ( Read more... )