Dear Mayan Calendar, I am not listening to you. Love, Jessica

[prettysoftthing]

You know, I used to be able to fuck all night.

I can't anymore.

Anthony and I talked about this. He made me feel hopeful about my situation, though. He said, "Women usually wane in their mid 20s and then pick up again in their 30s."

The world better not end in 2012. All I am saying.

Comments

[jonchiz67]

The world's not going to end in 2012; at least not in the literal way. I wouldn't worry about the Mayan's predictions. If they could really see into the future, they would have found a way to beat the Spanish.

The world may very well end in 2012, in a metaphorical sense, if Sarah Palin becomes President. But I don't think even she has the power to wreak vengeance on the planet with earthquakes and tsunamis.

Anthony's right. And even given that, women still have it much better than men, most of whom could never "fuck all night long" as you put it.

[prettysoftthing]

I doubt it would end in 2012, but you are right that it could metaphorically end.

I do remember having sex most of the night before. I was 19, very early 20s. It was pretty cool. But my prowess, in this sense, has significantly decreased.

But I am looking forward to my thirties. ;)

[jonchiz67]

Ah, yes, the good old days of being 19. I could do tripple what I can do now.

Have fun when you get to your 30s!

I've heard it said that women in their 30s should be with men who are 19 because they'd be on the same sexual level.

[yourtourniquet]

amen.