The previous entry was a stupid and strained explanation for that picture. My third favorite pastime at work, after peeing and listening to other people's conversations, is making sad stabs at llama humor. Yes, I did go to the Renaissance Faire, and yes, I did encounter a llama. He hungrily ate the pellets out of the ice cream cone I was holding, ( Read more... )

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Choose a band or artist and answer only in song titles by that band ( Read more... )

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http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4020

"When I moved from the District, as an example, I met a friend who walked like Sinatra. He could take a sack suit off the rack and make it swing like a sail. He played the saxophone and only drove American cars; he danced like a Pip, quoted poetry like it was liturgy, and moved through a room like a paragraph. Now he's at Harvard Business School. ( Read more... )

Because it's Saturday morning, and I've been up since 8:45 eating frosted flakes and watching the 21st century's version of Saturday morning cartoons ( Read more... )

Now that it's been a few weeks ( Read more... )

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Yesterday I was walking by Swanson on the way to the gym, and someone was playing "Rock N Roll McDonalds" out of their window super loud. The sun was starting to set, and it was generally nice outside. Thank you, Wesley Willis, for helping ring in Spring here in Omaha ( Read more... )