Cheney: first blood part 2

[pretzelsalt]

Okay - everyone and their hunting buddy now knows Cheney shot some dude while hunting for farm raised wild game the other day. . .old news now.

However - a few moments ago it was announced that the hunting buddy had a heart attack and is back in urgent care!Feel free to speculate

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[pretzelsalt]

Well they have done a good job of making it seem like he didn't do anything wrong.

The story has been of the "merely a flesh wound" variety - but now "birdshot lodged in heart"???? That does not sound like just breaking the skin to me!

Also - I am almost convinced Cheney shot the guy in the face 12 times and then ripped his chest open and ate his heart before it stopped....but then I don't have my own radio show - so the truth will never be out there.

I am also amused by the detail that came out about Cheney not having a $7 hunting permit for the trip.

I wonder if he has fallen on hard times? Perhaps I should paypall him $7 and a candy vday heart?

...then again, he might shoot me.

Re: *singing*

[pretzelsalt]

HAHAHHAHAHHA!

[cookieavalanche]

cheney is such a phallus.

[pretzelsalt]

POINTS AT YOUR ICON!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Re: (fixed tags)

[pretzelsalt]

sad but true.

One of the things that keeps striking me about this whole dumb mess is that they were hunting birds raised to be released and shot.

It's just so. . .

[pretzelsalt]

Awwww - it must be crappy halmark sentiment day.

Icon love - paid accounts are teh shit!

[pretzelsalt]

HA!

[azad_slide]

More good times

http://community.livejournal.com/liberal/2778500.html

[pretzelsalt]

(kylebee) is a real winner!

He knows AA is wrong! He read a Stanford study!

WOOT!

Who woulda thunk it??

I just read a Haaaavaaaard study that says women are more suited for childbearing and casserole canoodling!

It was a real eye opener!