Yo michelle, you retahded
i love you fast and dirty
i eat you for breakfast!

first we like to be awesome

( Read more... )

michelle, the livejournal revolution has begun.
live it, love it, cant get enough of it.
ew, tuck your nads back in!
we're not ready for that.

you know why?

( Read more... )

I’m working at Celebrate Brooklyn, so get your cute asses over to Brooklyn and start celebrating. Prince, Los Lonely Boys, tv on the Radio, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Mos Def, yo la tengo, Dracula! All free. And stop by the 2 Boots stand to buy some food and show me some love ( Read more... )

keep on, keep on

( Read more... )

I love you Guinevere


( Read more... )

Cat Stevens is being deported for being "linked to terrorism."
i take such comfort in knowing the free world has its priorities straight.

She always brushed her teeth before a date. She always said no to a man before she said yes. She had a Kama Sutra book on her bookshelf. She had once received a birthday card making a joke about ‘Karma sutra.’ She thought this was clever and had it pinned to her fridge for three months until it fell off and was now somewhere in the tiny crack ( Read more... )

WILLIAMS ( Read more... )

my curse is great expectations

but i am le tired


( Read more... )