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Here's the news

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  Jessica Thalls is apparently the most attractive being on earth. If you did hear she went to the zoo, and a manatee look directly at her and began to pleasure himself.
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  This could mean one of two things: a) Jeddy's hot b) She's really a frickin' manatee.
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Let me tell you:

• If the ghetto kids who can't really speak come and ask me for 'ice' one more time - I will change my views on abortion.
• The new pope looks just like Uncle Fester from the Adam's Family, and quite possibly could be a Nazi.
• Apparently Gov. Arnold Schwarzeneggar burns his childrens' clothes when they do not go into the hamper - that' ( Read more... )

Sometimes, you take for granted the people you love most, those people who give you their all. My God...I know it hasn't sunk in yet. All I'm going to say is...in one of my very few half-emo entries is: make sure the people you care about know that you do. I was thinking sometimes you like people and you have no idea why, but wow ( Read more... )

                                             
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So, today in homeroom we were to take the mammoth survey. Now, I looked at the sheet and it said, "Your participation in this survey is completely voluntary." I thought that was a valuable piece of information for everyone to know. However, the substitute with a lisp decided this wasn't a good idea, and called me a jerk. Dommage! But let me tell ( Read more... )

                                    
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There's only so much 'affirmative action talk' one can take.

Thank God, at midnight tonight, Black History Month is OVER!

       Do-Frickin'-mage!

Today during class, Miss Wright took Morgan Mayle somewhere to finish a test. It wasn't five minute later that she asked "Where is Mme. Mayle aujourd'hui?" Then the crazy mofo realizes that she took her somewhere, but she can't seem to remember she put her. My god...and we wonder about America's public education.

Who...

• Scored 44 points tonight
• Has an average of 30.1 points per game?
• Will get an average of 236.9 carnations between now and February 8?
• Patted my frickin' arm at the dance?
• ...not to mention humped my dates as he tried to get through during "Roses seem to smell like poo poo?"