Johnny Carson
1925 - 2005

onelusivenigma [12:02 AM]: i read a book by chuck palahniuk that centered around this middle-aged guy finding his identity by losing his virginity ( Read more... )

So I'm not a stickler or a tickler... but let me tell you this would be a prefect late christmas present. Copy and paste that and you'll see the art of seduction...

http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?aid=805204&item=314286

Life sucks when you have...

Homilophobia: the fear of church sermons
Chinophobia: the fear of snow
Novercaphobia: the fear of your step mother
Myxophobia: the fear of slime
Genuphobia: the fear of knees
Arachibutyrophobia: the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth

Two words: Dominic James

I got the world on a string...sittin' on a rainbow

aw.........

The journalism convention was boring as heck, but I had so much fun. Only because Neil, Jeremy and I went streaking and played poker...snaps...

                                              
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It's been a loong time since I updated. Sorry for holding you cats in suspense, but there's a lot going on right now... Some I'll update about ...well... later, but as for now... MAD PROPS TO ME GRANDPA, who turns 80 today. Happy Birthday