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[priapism]

Put some Dwight Yoakam in your mouth:

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[inwhichi]

Not gonna lie, I want the Macaroni Mouth Poppers.

[priapism]

They lack that "Just Heat 'Em and Eat 'Em" motto. (He writes like he talks.)

You can't see what appears to be ultra delicious popcorn buffalo chicken next to it. I don't, however, know where chicken fries come from, possibly Burger King, but they need to go away.

Besides, who wouldn't want to buy something from Sling Blade's villain?

I went with corn dogs instead.

[inwhichi]

I've never eaten a corn dog.

I choose to live under the assumption that the missing "Just Heat 'Em and Eat 'Em" tagline missing from the Macaroni Mouth Poppers is simply on the back.

[priapism]

I think the Heat'Em motto stems from people who were so excited to buy Dwight Yoakam rib-meat shaped sticks that they were eating them without cooking at all, possibly being exposed to small, uncooked bits.

When it comes to macaroni bites, though, warm up your molars and get chomping. The only disease they carry is deliciousness.

[freyja]

why do i feel so dirty now?

[priapism]

Get your towels ready, Dwight's firing up the broiler.