In the past few days, I've determined some new rules to live by:

Boys should never be allowed to make any purchase more critical than a bottle of soda without a girl's opinion.

If you have to ask if you were flirting with someone, you probably were.

If you have to ask if it's sketchy, it must assuredly is.

Tuesday ( Read more... )

01. Last Cigarette: Never ( Read more... )

In three weeks Max is moving out here!!!! I can't wait. In a way, it didn't feel real until he had a plane ticket. Now I have a date to wait for, to pine for. Everyone should be happy I'm 3000 miles away, as I will be counting the days until then. I will cross them off on the calender. I will be insufferable. Granted I'll be twigging out as ( Read more... )

So yeah, being back in Mass was great. I didn't spend as much time as I should of with my Lowell people, but what can I say, new love makes one selfish. I miss you all already. I'll post more later, when I'm home and back in my grove. Not that I ever had one, but you know what I mean.

Off to back and maybe sleep.

So it's almost four in the morning. My flight leaves in three hours. I've cleaned my apartment, printed my ticket and packed my bag. I'm sleeply but so keyed up I could climb the walls. I check my watch every three minutes to see if it's time to wait for the bus yet. In twelve hours I will be in Manchester, NH in the arms of my boyfriend. Oh ( Read more... )

Another random quote that's too amusing to forget:

With friends like you, who needs hallucinations.

On other fronts, my life has reached a new low, I spent an hour on the phone with my parents today. At least it was civil.

Ah well

-I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian ( Read more... )

You know you're sexually frustrated when ....

.... a lint roller can be made to sound erotic ...

So it's the 11th. Another year's gone by. She's 16 now. Maybe she's learning to drive. She's probably starting to look at colleges. I wish I could be there to give her advice. Not that I have anything useful to say. I'm not the best role model. But I still wish I could. I wish I could teach her how to drive a stick shift. Take her on the ( Read more... )