Things to do while Gwen is on vacation

[primal_heart]

#1. Steal a pair of leather pants from Gwen. Preferably black, but red works too. I wonder if it's a bad idea to steal from a thief.
#2. Have Shy over for a wild party.
#3. Keep a close eye on the band while they're here because they'll probably steal way more than leather pants from Gwen. Hey! Drugs are expensive.#4. Find someone who will have

Comments

[bitter_brother]

Why don't you huff her panties while you're at it?

Worst. Roommate. Ever.

[primal_heart]

I'm not really much for panty huffing but if you're really nice to me maybe I can steal a pair for you. She has some really nice black lacy ones....

Trust me. There are worse things than me roaming around. You really wouldn't want to live with them.

[osborn_heir]

#3. Keep a close eye on the band while they're here because they'll probably steal way more than leather pants from Gwen. Hey! Drugs are expensive.

Yeah drugs can be expensive, but I usually bring my own because I only use top shelf.

#4. Find someone who will have sex with me on the kitchen table. Any volunteers?

You're kidding right? How can I be the first to volunteer?

[primal_heart]

Top shelf? What are you doing Friday night?

I think you just were the first to volunteer, baby.

[osborn_heir]

Nothing but the best. You on the kitchen table I hope. Your place or mine is fine.

It's obviously my lucky day.

[primal_heart]

Obviously.

I was maybe hoping to break in my kitchen table but I have the feeling yours is nicer than mine.