My children will love and fear my bed-time stories

[primalcivil]

Klingon Fairy Tales

Comments

[papercrane2]

((tilts head questioningly at last comment))

[skateer]

attracting mates is easy my friend. you must find your center and utilize your call.

no worries comrade

[chainmailnight]

I've recently started to attract mates. Only two but not that many. But there was a time when you got the ladies and I got nothing. Oh and Jason Vaughn has a GF. The apocalypse is comming I just wanted to let you know.

p.s. Love your stories

[crazy_outbursts]

im rather confused on that last comment there....

[faye_madison]

Pish-- attracting mates is totally that easy! I'll show you

*has strong battle prowess*

Hey krista, wanna make love and bear my chidren? I have wonderful battle prowess.

[crazy_outbursts]

You know it baby!

*satisfactory sigh*

[faye_madison]

ahh, the life of a tortise is good....

[anonymous]

sometimes i wonder if perhaps you were meant to be a bear, a lion or a moose. probably not a moose. their vegetarian.