no longer canon

[primulabaggins]

*pops back to life*

Hmm. That was easy. *shakes riverlife off of self*

I need a bath.

Eh?

Oh, fuck.

Drogo, dear, we have another situation to cover up to maintain family honour!

Comments

[drogobaggins]

Yes, dear. This must be taken care of.

I shall come to life momentarily, but I was not made for violence, dearest. I am delicate.

[primulabaggins]

Yes, I do know how delicate you are, dear. When you come back, I shall pamper you.

Anyway, *I* shall take care of... him.

[drogobaggins]

Excellent. I look forward to it.

I'm sure you shall do it as only you can, my sweet.

[ex_frodooft]

It scares me, mummy!

[primulabaggins]

I'd hug you, except I believe that too much physical contact spoils a child. Besides, you're covered in Gamgee.