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Mwahaaha. Plan C is almost complete!

*wanders around, getting materials for aforementioned plan* *finds an odd mask*

I feel... compelled to put it on...

*does so*

*Bakshi related personality change takes effect*

I had tea with my son some guy I met this afternoon.

It was... pleasant.

Drogo! We have to work on a plan. He's not the italics weilding boy who left all those years back.

*pops back to life*

Hmm. That was easy. *shakes riverlife off of self*

I need a bath.

Eh?

Oh, fuck.

Drogo, dear, we have another situation to cover up to maintain family honour!

*lies dead at bottom of river where she drowned several decades ago*

*looks up from reading mother's day present*

You.

*sigh*

*quietly sucks lollipop*

In mandos.

On sugar high.

Wait, no, no. Sugar low.

At least I'll have time to make plans for revenge.

Sure hope my son isn't making a fool of himself while I'm gone. Or at least, more than he usualy does.

Ok, REALLY dead now.

*shot in back*

*staggers off, now back in Zhangi Ziyi form*