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prince0fcosmos

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Jan 20, 2009 23:04

Help Us, We are DYING!

((He's not dying. He has chickenpox. Comically bold, red, and circular chickenpox on his face.))

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beneathbandages January 21 2009, 04:42:19 UTC

What's wrong?

prince0fcosmos January 21 2009, 05:10:26 UTC

We feel like We will DIE if this itching does not stop! Simply DIE! We will be no more! Our life will be forfeit!

beneathbandages January 21 2009, 05:15:10 UTC

Oh, don't worry!

That sounds like it's just varicella disease.
It shouldn't... kill you.

Try not to scratch them... I think it's bad to do that...

prince0fcosmos January 21 2009, 05:34:13 UTC

But it ITCHES! And We are all alone and scared and We do not feel good AT. ALL!

We think it just might. We think veryjell-o disease will be the death of the Prince of All Cosmos.

yougogirlfrien January 21 2009, 05:52:45 UTC

Duck!

prince0fcosmos January 21 2009, 09:44:55 UTC

DUCK?!

[There's some clattering while he hits the pavement]

yougogirlfrien January 21 2009, 13:13:52 UTC

So, did I just, like, totally save your life or what?

prince0fcosmos January 21 2009, 19:32:58 UTC

No! You just totally made Us scrap Our knee, so now We are bleeding AND dying! DYING We say!!

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[Text] ineuphony January 21 2009, 06:12:16 UTC

Eh?! Dying?!

[Text] prince0fcosmos January 21 2009, 09:43:24 UTC

D Y I N G!

[Text] ineuphony January 21 2009, 15:54:56 UTC

Where are you?! I could help you!

[Text] prince0fcosmos January 21 2009, 19:31:54 UTC

Oh, that does not matter, because We will be dead when you find Us. We are in a big crumbly pile of school, but We will be GONE gone gone. So do not waste your time! Unless you don't mind picking up dead things.

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nomakothx January 21 2009, 06:56:37 UTC

You're what?

prince0fcosmos January 21 2009, 09:39:30 UTC

It's Daddy! Well, We are sorry to say We think We are dying. Yes, We know. It is sad. Tragic. So young, so young.. But it is true. We are cold, but We are burning up. We are itchy, but a lady told Us We cannot scratch. We feel a little nauseous, yes.

But mostly cold.

And itchy.

And dying.

nomakothx January 21 2009, 09:44:32 UTC

... Itchy.

Show-- Where are you?

prince0fcosmos January 21 2009, 09:45:44 UTC

IN A BIG PILE OF CRUMBLY SADNESS!!

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adventlead January 21 2009, 07:49:08 UTC

What?!

prince0fcosmos January 21 2009, 09:42:23 UTC

BROTHER!! I am covered in itchies and feel so bad that I know I must be dying! %90 sure! 70%.. Pretty sure that I am dying!

It is too cold out here, and I am too hot, and it itches, and my tummy hurts! And my head hurts! AND IT IS YUCKY!!

adventlead January 21 2009, 18:03:47 UTC

I don't think you're dying.

When's the last time you ate?

prince0fcosmos January 21 2009, 19:19:27 UTC

Mmm Prince had food two days ago, but now that I am dying, I have no need for food. I will simply lay out and wait for Daddy to come and bury me, because I will be dead. Deader than dead! Dead as a doornail! (and that doornail is pretty dead, too.)

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