♥PLAYER NAME: Richard
♥CHARACTER NAME: The Prince of All Cosmos
♥ORIGIN♥TYPE: Katamari Damacy Series/Video Game
♥GAME: NONE We would like to know if We are rolling Our Katamari in the right direction. Stopping at stop signs. Slowing at yellow lights. Rolling up red ones. Is Our Katamari big enough? Please share with Us your opinions, criticism, and ( Read more... )

[If you listen carefully, some strings being plucked can be heard, rather out of tune. This continues for a couple of minutes until they sound about right. Then amateur twanging, maybe Mary Had a Little Lamb. Twinkle Twinkle, badly played.

Then the skillful, fast wailing of an electric guitar, just ROCKING OUT and the audio ends with him playing the ( Read more... )

NOT COOL, PHONE-THINGY! NOT. COOL.

We do not know if you know this, but We are not fond of your Phone-Thingy and Not-Potato Chip combo, Scientists! We think it is rude to go around sending electric shocks through a poor defenseless child's body! And do you know what else? We are BUSY! We are SO busy being mature and- and- and ROYALTY, and totally ( Read more... )

HOLY CRAP IT IS OUR BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!

Do you know what, people? Really. Honestly. Do you know? We are just SO so so sick of crazy things happening. Do you know what happened to Us? No you do not. Do you know why you do not know? Because We have not told you. And do you know why We have not told you?
BECAUSE WE WERE BUSY!You may ask Us why We were so busy. Go ahead and ask yourself "Why ( Read more... )

We got angry when We heard that broken things were hurting and even killing people! We were not pleased. So We decided that We would start rolling up big messes and taking them to the spot where the warehouse Brother Walter exploded into a million pieces in was and dump it all there! Sweetness! Neatness! We are totally helping. Because We're ( Read more... )

This just in: We are not dead. We repeat, The Prince of All Cosmos is NOT DEAD!

We simply have the pox of chickens! Oh, and We did not eat in two days, and We were in the snow, and We have no home, and We had a fever, and We were scared, AND OUR MONKEY BARS HAVE BEEN EXPLODED, but We are not dead.

Help Us, We are DYING!

((He's not dying. He has chickenpox. Comically bold, red, and circular chickenpox on his face.))

We are an elf! Just a funny little elf! We roll up Christmas and deliver it to the world! We do not remember a chunky gooey fish Christmas, but that is cool too! We will name him.. Blobby! It will be his nickname, because his name is really Blobert. Blobert McGoo ( Read more... )

Ooooh, We are going to roll you SO BIG, Mr. Snowman!! SO so so big!! Who wants to make a snowman with Us, the best roller in the whole wide city?! WE SHOULD HAVE A CONTEST!! Yes!! A snowman contest we could all compete in! We would win, hands down, yes We would.