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[prince0fcosmos]

Do you know what, people? Really. Honestly. Do you know? We are just SO so so sick of crazy things happening. Do you know what happened to Us? No you do not. Do you know why you do not know? Because We have not told you. And do you know why We have not told you?
BECAUSE WE WERE BUSY!You may ask Us why We were so busy. Go ahead and ask yourself "Why

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[kyur4_th_itch]

Mister Prince... what's a Katamari?

[prince0fcosmos]

A Katamari is the greatest thing ever! We use them to clean up messes and catch monsters and make new stars and planets, but We have not been able to do those two things because the Not-Potato-Chip makes Us too weak to roll it that big.

[kyur4_th_itch]

Is that what that sticky ball I saw was? That's a Katamari?

But, if you make stars and planets, don't you need to have the... *he wants to laugh* Not-Potato-Chip out?

[prince0fcosmos]

OH! OH! Did you see Us?! Yes! Katamari can roll anything!

That is correct! We cannot roll them too much with the Not-Potato-Chip, and We do not know how We will make planets and stars. Plus We only have one Katamari. Boo.

[gummiblocks]

A bird asked you to? Was it a duck? His name wasn't Donald was it? ...I dunno why Donald would ask someone to do that though...

[prince0fcosmos]

No. It was not Mr. Quacky-Duck Donald. We remember him. It was a little bird.

A Katamari is a big ball of awesome! You roll it around and stuff sticks to it, and it gets bigger and bigger, like a snowball. And We make new stars and planets out of them.

[gummiblocks]

You... Donald was here? Really?!

A big ball of awesome, huh? Sounds like an important job to make 'em! Especially they make new worlds and things like that.

[prince0fcosmos]

Yes! He was a long, long time ago! Mr. Quacky-Duck that did not want Us to call him Quacky-Duck. Yep!

It is! Very important and very fun! We take requests, but We kind of cannot do it here. We only have one Katamari, and We are not strong enough anymore. We spent time getting stronger, but still We are weak because of the Scientists.

[lovesauerkraut]

You're only one ... thing. Why do you keep saying we?

[prince0fcosmos]

We are not a thing! We are royalty! The Prince of All Cosmos.

[lovesauerkraut]

But you're singular, so there's no need to refer to yourself as 'we'.

[prince0fcosmos]

That is called The Royal We, my friend! And Papa uses it all the time, so We think We must do it too. Even though all the humans We are around do not do it.

[thebattlepan]

...?

[prince0fcosmos]

Oh! It is Linear! Hello Linear!

[thebattlepan]

...Hello.

What is... Katamari?

[prince0fcosmos]

Remember how We were rolling around that basketball and it was not picking up anything and getting bigger?

It is nothing like that.

[theforceoncrack]

Hey, kid. Where're you staying.

[prince0fcosmos]

Jackie-Jackie! We are not staying A N Y W H E R E. We get around. And around and around. Or however that song goes.

[theforceoncrack]

That ain't a place for a kid, kid. We've got room at Horton, you know, or maybe with Reno.

[prince0fcosmos]

Oh, We are not sure... When Daddy died because it was my fault I told him about Nightmare Stupid-Head, We went to the hospital and waited, and that scary man that kicked Us in front of the hospital stays with Daddy.

That was a long time ago. We are not as tiny. And Our ribs do not hurt.