Well, it's been quite some time since I've attempted to write anything, so I could spend a formidable amount of time detailing the highlights of the past couple of days... or I could give you a short, half-assed recap followed by some pointless, irrelevant banter. It's kinda late, so I think I'm going to have to go with the latter ( Read more... )

Alright, here's my plan ( Read more... )

Hello, my name is Matthew Toohey and I am about to deliver some very urgent, breaking news ( Read more... )

I realized earlier tonight just how much I am looking forward to getting paid on Friday, when I found myself at Dunkin Donuts and before I even made it inside I had already pulled out my money, looked at it, and said to myself, "Well, I really can't afford A DOUGHNUT." I don't know.... there was just something about the sentence "I really can't ( Read more... )

I just found the best website in the world. It's called "Internetmammogram.com" and... it's hilarious. Here, check this out ( Read more... )

Tonight I saw what was possibly the largest explosion I've ever encountered in real life. It was magnificent... and quite a life-affirming experience. See, I was lying in bed around 5 or 6 o'clock reading a book when Steve and Aisling came to my house. At first we engaged in what normally goes on whenever Steve and Aisling come to my house- they ( Read more... )

Around 11:30 on April 5th, 2005... something across the street from Hilltop caught on fire.

I was almost killed by a firetruck while I was trying to go look at the fire.

THE END.

So... it was my birthday yesterday. That was pretty neat. Basically, I woke up around 11... sat around the house. I watched "The Incredibles" on dvd... it was a pretty good movie. Then Steve called me and he came over to my house, where we discussed the book that Matt McMullen had given me for my birthday the night before. What book? Well, The ( Read more... )

......And here I sit at my computer, in my underwear ( Read more... )

So... it was Easter. That was.... pretty neat ( Read more... )