One must always be alert while driving, keeping an eye out for anything that might become a problem. In driving, a "problem" is defined as anything ranging from a nuisance to a severe threat to the driver. State Law requires new drivers to take classes where they learn things like: general driving rules and ettiquette, parking, changing lanes, ( Read more... )

I decided that it was completely necessary for me to be late for work in order to tell everyone about my gender-confused McDonald's experience ( Read more... )

Goddamn I am so bored.... I've been up since 9 and home since 2 and have not done a single interesting thing ( Read more... )

In celebration of Valentine's Day, this entire entry will be about zombie attacks ( Read more... )

Today at work I had to close with Matt, the store manager. I knew that I was in for a long boring and awkward night of work. Boring because there isn't ever anything to do anymore, and awkward because it was only a matter of time before Matt started talking to me. Fortunatly I was able to avoid most conversation with him.... although I almost wish ( Read more... )

I am writing this to inform everyone that the gigantic weekend-long premarital sex orgy rave trip I had planned for later this week is still happening. Everyone needs to bring thirty dollars to the party to cover all the expenses. This will pay for the alcohol which will be distributed freely throughout the duration of the party along with all of ( Read more... )

Recently there was a young man who was sitting in a parking lot in his car smoking a cigarette, listening to music and gazing idly out the window, when he notices out of the corner of his eye a small bird perched up on his driver's side mirror. He tried to identify what kind of bird it was, but couldn't. It was no bigger than what he would consider ( Read more... )

Today at work I was standing in front of the store smoking a cigarette, when alluva sudden out of nowhere a cardinal swoops down out of the sky and smashes into the window of the store of about three feet to my right, bounces off and lands on the sidewalk. I didn't see the actual impact, but I definitely heard it... and then looked over to see the ( Read more... )

So I guess I'll start this off with the first interesting thing I saw today ( Read more... )

Every six seconds in this country, someone is raped ( Read more... )