OMG! *sigh sigh sigh*

Sometimes I get so caught up in my life that I just can't remember to do the little things, like updating my journal!! How long has it been, like 198234798473 years????

HOW IS EVERYONE?? HOW ARE MY LITTLE SWEETIES??

More importantly, did ANYONE miss moi?

You will live in a shack.
You will drive a black pony. (or ride one, rather)
You will marry Emilia Cabot and have 6 kids.
You will be a singer in Paris.

Hmm. I could live with that!

Oh, goodness gracious!!! It's been so LOOOONG since I've updated! I've just been so caught up with everything that's going on in my life right now....things that I don't particularly feel comfortable talking about here--I'll save the juicy stuff for my REAL journal!! TEEHEETEEHEEHEEE!!!!!!!!!

ANYHOO, how have my sweeties been!?!?

I am so beautiful and unique.
My voice flows like the Mississippi River.
And I have good hair, too.

SO DON'T EVEN TRY TO HATE ON ME, STUPID PEOPLE!!

I was so lonely tonight. My sweet Bubbles wouldn't even play 'fetch the sun-block bottle' with me. Usually he loves to play with the sun-block....I just don't know what's wrong!!!

IS IT ME?! AM I BECOMING EVEN MORE WASHED UP THAN COREY FELDMAN???

Everyone is angry with me! Why? I do not know!

LIFE IS JUST SO UNBEARABLE SOMETIMES!

Clearly I need some love and attention, people. From someone with angelic blonde hair and a tantalizing voice!! Youth and innocense, youth and innocense!!!

OOOOOOOOH AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Hello, friends! My juicy name is Michael.

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