hmph. good to note that you're intelligence level hasn't been affected by whatever this is. in fact, perhaps this is an improvement over your regular, annoying self.
[After hours of climbing onto her desk because of her leafy dress, Peach thought it was best if she signed on the network to convey what she wanted to say. Because at least she had arms to type with.]
yes it is very upsetting, i hope it is resolved soon because everyone is getting rather stressed
i do too it appears many people are in the exact same predicament as us. i am just grateful for the network even more right now because i cannot communicate normally at all
[Pit returned to their room and saw a round sentient ball the color orange living on Jeff's desk. How weird. The door closed slowly behind him and he just stood there, waiting for the... ball to do something.]
[Jeff was too busy checking the school network/not panicking to notice Pit's return. But when the angel made his presence known, Jeff immediately turned around and stared at his roommate.]
Pit. You're normal.
[Of course it came out as nothing more than squeaks.]
[Hmm. Pit removed himself from that spot and walked over to the round creature. It was a squeaky little thing with innocent dotty eyes. How did it get here? It seemed to be fascinated by the laptop screen, which meant...
Pit scooped the Fobby up with both hands and pulled a concerned face as he lifted him into the air.] Jeff? What happened to you?
[Oh god too high too high. His discomfort came out as distressed squeaks. He buried his face in the angel's chest, not wanting to accidentally look down and see how far the ground was.]
I don't know. But apparently this happened to most of the school too.
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so what happened to you1111
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you seem normal. oh wait, youre always lame like that.
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no i'm not youre the lameo111
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yes it is very upsetting, i hope it is resolved soon because everyone is getting rather stressed
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princess peach, is that you. oh my, how horrible that this would affect you too. i'm sorry to hear that. i hope whatever happened is fixed soon.
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[This is Jeff trying to talk. Only for it to come out as... barely audible squeaks.]
i. i can't even talk. this is. the worst. ever.
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... Sheep is on camera, how can this be? Jeff just stares at the screen before typing a response.]
is that lash. why are you a pink sheep.
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[She tries to type afterward]
thniksx jhpoiwevfer suyfckljds
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at least i have some semblance of legible writing. even if it is with my feet.
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Um...
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Pit. You're normal.
[Of course it came out as nothing more than squeaks.]
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Pit scooped the Fobby up with both hands and pulled a concerned face as he lifted him into the air.] Jeff? What happened to you?
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I don't know. But apparently this happened to most of the school too.
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