this is like an advent calendar without snowy village creatures or anything like that or disco drug mirrors ( Read more... )

People are quick to complain that there are no new ideas in Hollywood. They churn out sequel after sequel, exhaust and reinvent old tv shows and their sequels, but I find this hard to be the case. Think of all the movies out there that contain worlds dying to be revisited. Last night, I watched Pacific Heights for the first time (don't ask me how ( Read more... )

the way basketball is scored is too rigid. i propose a new system. points are just numbers. how many points did ben wallace get for sending shaquille "dead bl"O"at"'Neal to the ground as he went for that layup? none. the pistons should have advanced to the finals right then and there. bball is such a quick game, to me it makes more sense to ( Read more... )

remember when jaleel white played a suave counter to the nerdy urkel? what was that dude's name? i need to know, its for my final project. besides that, everything is well, better, best.

i rode my bike for more than three hours today. i believe i have since acquired temporary polio (in addition to a rekindled admiration for snake grass). symptoms include but are not limited to: a strong desire to lie on one's back next to an open window and listen to return of the giant hogweed and increased apathy towards one's french ( Read more... )

j'ai fini mes devoirs...
mais, hmm, perhaps i have not found the right lessons.
story problem no. 1: if someone told me they had rode on the train prominently featured in the television series silver spoon, would i believe them?
story problem no. 2: lets say you like chocolate. i mean you really like to eat chocolate. is it fine and dandy to put a ( Read more... )

i am the cocaine and liquor to your lorenzo llamas. p.s. mango mania was only soso.

sometimes i resent the fact that my tape deck doesn't work. but then you turn on the car, knowing very well that you'll blow positive for at least one bun in the oven, and you hear several groove-oriented minutes of prince masterly transitioned into beast of burden, and it's like you're best friend's mood ring is making all the right calls, and ( Read more... )

if there were a law banning late night bowls of cereal, i'd totally be arrested

eggs robbert carradine ( Read more... )