it's the drugdealers

[princenarumov]

am currently contemplating the jerryrigging of a head brace, one of those stark metal lamp-shaped deals that i remember one giant child-like man use to wear in the old fellowship hall, while i shoved my mouth full of cookies and "drink," while suggesting the time of departure was now through less than subtle methods. this man-child however always

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they mainline cans of greenbeans

[marielagrave]

such a testament to the perfected mode of skimming and shrugging and clucking that such a disturbing number of our fellow americans have been seemingly groomed to carry as a default mode whenever the messy business of life and reality creeps into the accustomed complacency of tonydanza and the greedlily perused headlines of people magazine. perhaps it is a reaction intended to circumvent guilt or, more generously, helplessness, in that if those suffering can still be recipients of a wagged finger, perhaps it's not so tragic after all. yech.
also, have you experimented with with any of the scores of methods one can employ in the trustworthy equilibrium restoration that is the elevation of limb over head? admittedly not quite as glamorous as the possibilites existing within the impromptu headbrace, but a spartan option nonethelss.

Re: they mainline cans of greenbeans

[princenarumov]

sadly that classic trick of redirecting some quantity of blood slipped my mind; additionally, i confess to indulging the opposite as i passed out rather early in the night with my feet on the ground in a slowly devolving video watching posture.

[anonymous]

how 'profound.'

[princenarumov]

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