the whacktastic sounds of journey through the fireplace and shoecleaner fumes

[princenarumov]

have busted into my hosts' classic rock cd collection and shoe cleaning supplies. have since learned that the beginning of lights sounds sort of like a classic red hot chili peppers guitar part in the beginning, no joke. also whitener is not to be used as a defoamer. save that for teeth and nails.

aww shit, the girl can't help it.

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[marielagrave]

a stash of original distribution classic rock, hmm? suddenly the somewhat mysterious suddeness of the pull to the unlikely gurnee illinois is making ample sense...

if you think that's something...

[princenarumov]

i just stole a golf cart and drove back home (about 1/2 a mile) on the instruction of my co-griller who's on his second becks deuce (9:30 gurnneeeee time) to put on SHORTS!!!!!!

shorts!?!

[marielagrave]

it's a whole new you!

i'm wearing pants today. perhaps it would be fitting for me to mount the amigo at the friendly neighborhood grocer and grumble incoherently about the glutens the fucking glutens mucking up all the beer.