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[princenarumov]

just decided now would be a good time to take the fifth of liqueur out of my mother's car. thank the lord for jan6th. happy new year, so the hat says, love and misfits to all.

Comments

[anonymous]

so good so good to see you.

[bloodeyez666]

loooove em j. will you tell your mother hello from me?

[thumbellina59]

hey, i had a dream the other night that it was x-mas morning, and i woke up and came downstairs, and you and your mother and two little girls were there and i was so happy and said "merry christmas!" and you said "we don't have time for christmas right now." and then i went aqnd got coffee, and really wanted you to open your presents. and you had big presents, with pretty bows.
anyway, i was happier on christmas morning with you and those other people than who i was actually with. who make me want to shoot myself through the fucking skull.
i'm going to get new GLASSES!
-crispin chicken

ding dong

[princenarumov]

hey, umm, hey. i'm johnny depp. i'm an actor.
my name's sammy.
yeah, sammy's going to help you kidnap me, he'll hold me still, you just tackle me and drag me by my feet.
don't worry about hurting him, he's wearing several thick sweaters, and has a leather scarf underneath.
yeah, i'll be fine.
what are you waiting for, tackle him.
umm, i think my phone is ringing.

huh? oh yeah, you're sick. no we can do it friday. i'm still really tired. okay, get well. bye. i was sleeping. alright, bye.

ding-wrong

[thumbellina59]

nono, i'm not sick. i'm just loyal.
anyway, i'm being treated for that.
p.s. avril lavigne was never cool, you loser. i'll see you on friday.