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[princeofdrama]

[Staring at one of them wanted posters he found.]

A vicious predator. Roaming the city.

...

KYOUYA! HIKARU!

HARUHIIIII!

Comments

[devilbrought]

What about Haruhi?

[princeofdrama]

She could be in danger!

[devilbrought]

From what?

[princeofdrama]

[HOLDS UP THE POSTER IN YOUR FACE, pointing at the picture.]

[divine_sun_wolf]

[Ammy is looking at you funny, Tamaki.]

[princeofdrama]

[AWWW A DOGGY TAMAKI LOVES DOGGIES HE WANTS TO PET YOU SO BAD BUT THERE IS TROUBLE AFOOT]

Run home, precious canine! It's not safe for you outside!

[divine_sun_wolf]

[...Waht? This blonde one, he is kind of crazy. Ammy cocks her head and makes a very confused noise. What is he fussing about? Things seemed okay to her...]

[princeofdrama]

[Must not cave, must not ca-- OH WHATEVER have a Tamaki flinging himself around your neck gently and nuzzling your fur. JUST LIKE HIS DOG BACK HOME only not.]

So brave, so courageous!

i am clearly too tired to tag this

[deviousintent]

[Wow. Even Hikaru is amazed that you still haven't clued in. OH WELL.]

He can probably hear you when you scream it like that.

[princeofdrama]

[ABRUPT SILENCE. GRIPPING YOUR SHOULDERS, TOO, BY THE BY.]

Hikaru! Have you seen Haruhi? You don't think she's been kidnapped or tortured or murdered or-- or all three!?

[deviousintent]

[PUTS ON HIS SERIOUS FACE- he is fairly certain Haruhi is just avoiding you because of this big display.]

Maybe she thought you were the criminal.

[princeofdrama]

[FLAILAJLGHAKJS SLAPS A HAND OVER YOUR MOUTH AND DIVES BEHIND THE BENCH.]

NOT SO LOUD, YOU FOOL. The only crime I have ever committed in my short innocent life is being incurably charming and attractive!

[rebelbloodline]

[Also pinged by Haruhi' name]

...what's going on now?

[princeofdrama]

THERE'S A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE.

[rebelbloodline]

[Blinks. This...is not good.]

Don't worry, there's quite a few of us around that can help out. [Sounds like Freeman to him. Joy.]

[princeofdrama]

[FINALLY SOMEONE IS LISTENING TO HIM. He holds up the poster in your face.]

This is the perpetrator! Stop him at all costs!

[onlyformerit]

We should go protect Haruhi from this fiend.

[princeofdrama]

Precisely! I'll look for Haruhi, you order in the tanks and possibly the Marines if you remember their number, and I'll get Hikaru to begin dividing up the rations!

[onlyformerit]

[Wondering why he bothers with Tamaki sometimes. Oh, right, best friends and all that] Tamaki, they've taken my phone. It will take all of us to protect Haruhi, and Honey and Mori-senpai aren't among our ranks.

[sighs heavily] It's up to our leader.

[princeofdrama]

[There is a silence while Tamaki thinks, and then--]

Homing devices.