Domestic Abuse is not okay.

[princeofknives]

Ace, you seem a little battered and worse for wear as of late. I understand you're on the rebound, but that's no reason to settle for a partner who mistreats you. I could introduce you to some people, like my ex-financée. She may have issues with fidelity and is certainly a step down from a genius prince, but she probably won't leave you in

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[novolumecontrol]

If the boss is who I think he is, I want him to get here too. This place could use someone who knows how to take command. Voi. What else do you remember about him?! Talk or I'll give you a second grin across your belly.

Wait.. costumes?! What the hell are you going on about now?!!

[princeofknives]

Oh~little brother is trying to throw his weight around. Scary!

I remember that the boss drinks and is violent. He's quiet and kicks people in the face. He's great.

You like costumes. Our gay mother made some for us and you seemed eager to put them on...I never would have pegged you for the sort, U~shishishi.

[novolumecontrol]

Little brother? So it is your memory! You know, that girl with the jugs thinks we're related now. And that she's a squirrel. You might want to set her straight before she starts trying to live in a tree.

Heh, that sounds like the boss. You're right. He's great. So we are on the same team. You must be good for something, then. The boss wouldn't allow any losers by his side.

The gay mother is the pervert telling you all this, I'm guessing? You better shut up about the costume thing. Knowing you, I meant something different than what you want me to think.

[princeofknives]

Well, if she does something stupid that's none of my concern. It would be funny, shishishi...

My usefulness was never in question, I am a genius. You're the one who gets picked on by cat people and seems to like dressing up.

[bubblyhealer]

Ace? Who's Ace? Don't you dare introduce me to somebody I don't even know! I have no issues of fidelity! I am not a step down! I WILL NOT LEAVE ANYBODY IN BANDAGES! And what's this about Ex? We are sti--

Oh!

Ohhhh, yessssss. Exxxx. Why. I missed you. A lot. Yes. Well. Ahem. Such is the heartbreak of love. Right.

[princeofknives]

So noisy...

I can hear a tinge of regret in your voice-you must miss Bel Junior-but it really is time to move on. Ace has a foul temperament, is prone to lying and is much less attractive than the Prince, but I think you two would get along. He's in room 709, you should go say hello. He likes surprises and pink corsages.

[bubblyhealer]

B-Bel Junior . . .

Right, right. I'm sure we'll somehow manage to get over each other. Rest assured that my lament is strong and I am currently holding back a flood of tears, and whatnot. But I am not to be ordered around! And if he's less attractive than you, I don't want to see him! I only like handsome people. And why does that room seem so familiar.

[princeofknives]

So superficial...

[princeofknives]

U~shishishi

Partner, bedfellow or inamorato whatever you choose to call it, you seem to be coming off worse for it.

[princeofknives]

Ah~this is why we never would have lasted, you don't understand me at all. Just because you bore me terribly doesn't mean I want you to be with someone who treats you cruelly. Poor Ace, stop punishing yourself and find someone who won't hurt you emotionally or physically.