ok... i am very traumatized from this story...  it is making me sick to my fucking stomach!  this beautiful girl was 21 years old... her and her 23 year old boyfriend were driving to their friends house to watch movies and apparently they were car jacked by the fuckers at gunpoint!  they are still getting details, but so far... they carjacked them ( Read more... )

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1. Egg nog or hot chocolate? hot chocolate with marshmallows.. 2. Does Santa wrap presents or sit them under the tree? My mom STILL wraps presents and puts from Santa
3. Colored lights or white? White
4. Do you hang mistletoe? Never have...i think it's a cute idea, though.
5. When do you put your decorations out? After Thanksgiving
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We just got married!!!!

I am now Jennifer Johnson! 

Fuck yeah Bitches....

I bought 3 Jumbo Bucks this morning... spent 6 bucks and won $500.00!!!!!

Thank you Jesus!!!!!


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Ok... I am fully traumatized from seeing pictures of Britney Spear's snatch!  it is so not right looking.  it is super floppy and her c-section scar is big.  anyway... just wanted to let ya'll know i am traumatized by &
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So... I got my hair cut all short, angeled and shit!  it is uber cute!  anyway, guy that works here (who secretly hits on me!) came into my office and was like you know what they say about girls with short hair?!?!  i was like no, what?   he proceeded to tell me that the "rumor" goes... girls with short hair give good head!

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People irritate the fuck out of me!  I have came to the conclusion that I need anger management class or patience classes! 

When I pulled into my parking lot, Shane's mom had already got there with Brynn.  They had been waiting about 15 minutes, so she put Brynn up in the front with her... pigtails and all....


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Will someone please tell me how to make my lj private?!? i think i am retarded!  i am going to delete a ton of posts.  some crazy anonymous bitch was making comments about my little angel!  fucking freak... i'll kill a bitch!  hahaha