This has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a minute...


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i saw this on perezhilton.com and laughed soooo hard...


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 So i was watching the Biggest Loser last night and cried like a tard, but it was sad when people would come home after not seeing their families... especially their kids... it broke my damn heart...

Anyway... I knew Hollie would be pretty, but this bitch is hot now...  i am kinda jealous... i need to start working my ass out!!!


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Ask me ANY question about each of the following topics, no matter how personal (or silly):

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. LiveJournal

Then post it in your LJ!

IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my f-list, so let me know with whom I'm friends!

1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Movie:
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If you vote for Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol... YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

i need a bra that is going to make my tits stop jiggling when i walk.... wtf?!?!??!

Just to let everyone know... i think Chris Richardson is sooooo cute i like him!

love it!


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Is there anyway to do a mass delete of journal entries?  this one at a time bs is on my nerves!!!!

how fucking hard is it to find a simple fucking piece of wood that is a key holder for 5 mother fucking keys?!?!??!  i don't want one for the office in the shape of a cock, pig, fish, monkey, donkey, etc?!?!??!?!  SHITFUCKHELLDAMN