I will be Two.

[princess_pers]

I will be two soon, and it is high time you mortals begin thinking of the offerings you will bestow upon me on The Day Of My Birth. I know some of you have weaker brains than I do... alright, all of you have weaker brains than I do, so I have compliled a list of suggestions for things you can get me:

• Twist Ties
  
• Mice
  
• Maple Bars
  
• Noisy Plastic Bags
  

Comments

[krayzj77]

Well I was going to get you either catnip, a box or cotton candy. But since none are on the list, I will have to go with something else.

[princess_pers]

Hey now, can you not read? It does say "suggestions" up there, does it not?