So they weren't lying. Our humans took us to the vet today. krayzkitty was quite distraught the whole way there. I don't know why she doesn't like car rides, there's so much to see! I only hate the fact that they don't let me down by the go-pedal. How am I ever supposed to learn to drive if I can't push on the go-pedal ( Read more... )

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Something is going on.

My human goes away so much. My human comes back reeking of inferior creatures. My human isn't sleeping but for 3 hours at a time. What the hell is this?

I am sure it has something to do with those dogs. I can smell them every time I walk by the door, and every time my human comes home. I can hear their loud, crass language ( Read more... )

I have discovered another delectable treat! Mape and Brown Sugar "Oat-Meel." This stuff rocks! It's gooey sweet mapley goodness. I ate some off my mom's spoon, and then more out of the bowl when she wasn't looking ( Read more... )

I will be two soon, and it is high time you mortals begin thinking of the offerings you will bestow upon me on The Day Of My Birth. I know some of you have weaker brains than I do... alright, all of you have weaker brains than I do, so I have compliled a list of suggestions for things you can get me:

• Twist Ties
  
• Mice
  
• Maple Bars
  
• Noisy Plastic Bags
  
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I have discovered... how do you say... "maple bars" today. This is a variety of a thing called "donut." I must agree that they are tasty to a tee, and I cannot believe my human ate all but a small portion of it! Especially after I expressed interest in it. I shall have to teach my human that when I declare something tasty, I want all of it, until I ( Read more... )

Mom disappeared for a really long time. I am not quite sure what to think of that. I guess I forgive her. I mean, she didn't come back reeking of a cathouse or anything ( Read more... )

This morning mom took me for a walk around the giant puddle in the ground outside. It was very strange. She even walked in it a little. PLEASE if anyone understands why humans love water so much, tell me ( Read more... )

Today I have found the elusive portal to another dimension. It was hidden from me for so long, in plain sight! But now, I have found it. Eureka ( Read more... )