I just hurt myself laughing. I should be studying. I mostly am. But I had to play picks, and I had to check the hotness level of the Saints vs. the Bucs quaterbacks, and happened to find the following intro on the Buc's site.

Don't drink anything. And it is likely to vanish after today. So check it out. Seriously.

GET 'ER DONE!

ouch.

Today's hand-stapled-to-forehead moment:

I want to curl up in a bubble bath with red wine and this book on the theoretical principles of nationalism. My apartment only has a shower.

Woe is I. Oh, woe. woe. woe. woe.

I'm sick. Nasty, disgusting sick. And tired. But not sick and tired of being sick and tired. Still overall kicking - I think this is just payback from loaning out spoons to martyrssmile. And, really, I'm okay with that.

Now, onto the meme. As a note, I <3 this meme.

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YAAAAY! WHEEEE!

Oh, yippie, oh joy, oh gladness!

I have cthlulu in my living room!

So. Very. Happy.

Now to go screw in 36 light bulbs...

I had to change some of these to make this work safe. Man, is there ever a lot of porn on the internet...

...and I think I need icons of like half or more of these pictures.

( Defining myself with pictures. )

This is my city. These are my* people.

And this, this, my friends, this was an amazing weekend.

*A long discussion about the meaning of "my" as a set of belonging, rather than implying ownership, has been deleted. But y'all get what I mean.

I do not understand how I can go into the grocery store for diet coke and come out with $80 worth of stuff. It is, indeed, one of the greatest mysteries in life.

A belated drunk post:

Three things.

1) This is not an update. I'm not reading. I will. But not right now.

2) Happy birthday, bogosort. Yay, you.

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This was my apartment yesterday. Or, even, this morning:


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